REAL AD PLACED IN PAPER:
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play.
I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me...
Call (XXX) XXX-XXXX and ask for Annie, I'll be waiting.....
Number is of a Humane Society.
Annie turns out to be a dog needing a home.
None of these are mine, I do not know who they belong to. I found them on the internet or sent to me in emails.